The Liner Notes

Issue №3 · May 1, 2026 · from the archive

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The Liner Notes

Livin' on a Prayer by Bon Jovi — cover art

Certified

Nostalgia

Artist Spotlight

Bon Jovi

rock music · 1986–1995

Aqua Net & Arena Lights

  • The Countdown · Top 10 Fists-in-the-Air Arena Bangers
  • Mixtape Map · Inside Hair Metal Arena
  • Needle Drop · Welcome to the Jungle” by Guns N' Roses
  • In Memoriam · Richard Tandy

Issue №3
May 1, 2026 · $3.33

№ 3

From the DJ Booth

Dear Listener,

Turn it up until the parents bang on the wall. Welcome to the arena.

Consider this your Hair Metal Arena field guide — Bon Jovi up front, a Top 10 you'll argue with, and a tape map to get lost in.

Pull up a beanbag, drop the needle, and add your version in the margins — every song's got a Memory Wall.

Be kind, please rewind, — The G33Z3R DJ

This week’s issue: Hair Metal Arena

Editor's Letter

Artist Spotlight

Bon Jovi

rock music · 1986–1995

Livin' on a Prayer by Bon Jovi — cover art

With anthemic choruses that echo through stadiums, Bon Jovi has been a defining force in American rock music. Hailing from Sayreville, New Jersey, the band features the charismatic Jon Bon Jovi at the helm, along with the talented David Bryan on keyboards, powerhouse drummer Tico Torres, and guitarists Phil X and the iconic Richie Sambora. Their sound, a glorious blend of glam metal, hard rock, and pop rock, has birthed timeless classics that still resonate today. Tracks like "Livin' on a Prayer" and "You Give Love a Bad Name" capture the spirit of an era, while songs like "Bed of Roses" remind us of the power of love ballads. Through soaring melodies and heartfelt lyrics, Bon Jovi continues to be the soundtrack of our lives, delivering unforgettable moments both on and off the stage.

Read the full piece →p. 3

Artist Spotlight

Bon Jovi · cont.

Formed 1983

The facts

Bon Jovi in the crate

Livin' on a Prayer
Bon Jovi
1986
You Give Love a Bad Name
Bon Jovi
1986
I'll Be There for You
Bon Jovi
1987
Wanted Dead or Alive
Bon Jovi
1987
Bad Medicine
Bon Jovi
1988
Born to Be My Baby
Bon Jovi
1989
Lay Your Hands On Me
Bon Jovi
1989
Bed of Roses
Bon Jovi
1993
The G33Z3R Verdict★★★★★Cooler than you remembered — and you remembered it being pretty cool.
Read the full piece →p. 4

From the Zine

The Rise of Hair Metal

A rebellion wrapped in leather and hairspray.

Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi — cover art
On the turntable: “Wanted Dead or Alive” — Bon Jovi.

In the mid-to-late '80s, hair metal exploded like a firework at a backyard barbecue, igniting the passions of a generation tired of the somber tones of grunge and the introspective musings of singer-songwriters. Bands like Def Leppard and Bon Jovi ushered in a new era that celebrated excess, flamboyance, and unapologetic rock 'n' roll. This was more than just music; it was a lifestyle, a bold declaration against the mundane realities of everyday life. The walls of music venues trembled under the weight of Marshall stacks, while the air crackled with electric anticipation, each show a testament to freedom and youthful rebellion.

Hair metal was a vibrant response to a world that often felt too serious. The power ballads like “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” provided cathartic release, while anthems like “Livin' on a Prayer” united fans in a communal sing-along. The movement was infectious, inviting kids clad in spandex and leather to embrace their wild side. It mattered because it spoke to the heart of youth culture—celebrating life, love, and the thrill of the moment, all wrapped up in a glorious mane of hairspray.

By The Liner Notes staff.

p. 5

Needle Drop

Welcome to the Jungle

Guns N' Roses · 1987 · Hard Rock

Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses — cover art
Where you heard it

On a boombox at the bus stop.

Best listened to while…

driving nowhere in particular with the windows down.

Memory trigger

It plays and a whole year comes flooding back.

▸ Play it on

Tap ☆ to set your player — from then on it's one-tap play everywhere.

What were you doing when this was everywhere? Share a memory →Needle Drop

Needle Drop

Welcome to the Jungle

Guns N' Roses · 1987 · Hard Rock

If you like this…

Pour Some Sugar on Me
Def Leppard
1987
Sweet Child o' Mine
Guns N' Roses
1988
Every Rose Has Its Thorn
Poison
1988
Here I Go Again
Whitesnake
1987
Wanted Dead or Alive
Bon Jovi
1987
Talk Dirty to Me
Poison
1987
What were you doing when this was everywhere? Share a memory →Needle Drop

The Countdown

Top 10 Fists-in-the-Air Arena Bangers

Buckle up as we countdown the top tracks that lit up the arena and filled the air with unforgettable memories. Get ready for an exhilarating ride through the soundscape that defined an era.

  1. 1
    Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard — cover art
    Pour Some Sugar on Me

    Def Leppard · 1987

    Sweet indulgence wrapped in an irresistible groove, igniting memories of carefree nights and youthful fun.

  2. 2
    Livin' on a Prayer by Bon Jovi — cover art
    Livin' on a Prayer

    Bon Jovi · 1986

    An anthem for the underdog, rallying spirits with every shout of hope.

  3. 3
    Sweet Child o' Mine by Guns N' Roses — cover art
    Sweet Child o' Mine

    Guns N' Roses · 1988

    A soaring anthem that transports you to reckless summer nights and youthful dreams.

  4. 4
    Every Rose Has Its Thorn by Poison — cover art
    Every Rose Has Its Thorn

    Poison · 1988

    A nostalgic sigh, recalling sweet love that turned bittersweet like a fading sunset.

  5. 5
    Here I Go Again by Whitesnake — cover art
    Here I Go Again

    Whitesnake · 1987

    The ultimate road trip jam, reminding us that every journey has its ups and downs.

Play the full Hair Metal ArenaThe Countdown

The Countdown

Top 10 Fists-in-the-Air Arena Bangers · 6–10

  1. 6
    Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses — cover art
    Welcome to the Jungle

    Guns N' Roses · 1987

    A thrilling invitation to chaos, where danger and desire dance in the neon lights.

  2. 7
    Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi — cover art
    Wanted Dead or Alive

    Bon Jovi · 1987

    A gritty tale of wanderlust, evoking visions of open roads and endless possibilities.

  3. 8
    Talk Dirty to Me by Poison — cover art
    Talk Dirty to Me

    Poison · 1987

    A cheeky invitation that sparks memories of flirtation and wild nights under neon lights.

  4. 9
    Dr. Feelgood by Mötley Crüe — cover art
    Dr. Feelgood

    Mötley Crüe · 1989

    An electrifying thrill ride, capturing the rush of nightlife and the power of temptation.

  5. 10
    18 and Life by Skid Row — cover art
    18 and Life

    Skid Row · 1989

    A poignant story that tugs at the heart, echoing the bittersweet lessons of youth.

Play the full Hair Metal ArenaThe Countdown

Scene Report

Hair Metal Arena

The Sound

The sound of hair metal crackled with high-octane guitar riffs and booming drums, layered with harmonized vocals that soared to the heavens. Power ballads brought the heart, while arena anthems filled the airwaves with anthemic choruses perfect for sing-alongs.

The Look

The visual spectacle was a riot of color and leather, with towering hairstyles defying gravity. Clubs like Whisky a Go Go lit up the Sunset Strip, where the glittering lights reflected the wild, unapologetic spirit of the scene—spandex, studs, and all.

The Artists

Def Leppard · Bon Jovi · Guns N' Roses · Poison · Mötley Crüe

Scene Report

Scene Report

Hair Metal Arena · The Records

Essential Tracks

Pour Some Sugar on Me
Def Leppard
1987
Livin' on a Prayer
Bon Jovi
1986
Sweet Child o' Mine
Guns N' Roses
1988
Every Rose Has Its Thorn
Poison
1988
Here I Go Again
Whitesnake
1987
Welcome to the Jungle
Guns N' Roses
1987

Related rooms: Heavy Metal

Scene Report

Cassette Clash

Mötley Crüe vs. FireHouse

🔥 Chart Hits
📈 Highest Peak
📅 Staying Power
💿 Catalog Depth
👑 #1 Singles

Final Verdict

FireHouse takes the round.

A photo finish — but the tape doesn't lie.

Settle your own showdown at Versus →Cassette Clash

The Mixtape Map

Inside Hair Metal Arena · 📼 1/3

A guided tour of the tape — cluster by cluster.

📼 Power Ballads

Slow dance, then the key change.

Pour Some Sugar on Me
Def Leppard
1987
Every Rose Has Its Thorn
Poison
1988
Wanted Dead or Alive
Bon Jovi
1987
18 and Life
Skid Row
1989
Kickstart My Heart
Mötley Crüe
1989
Love Bites
Def Leppard
1987
Open the full Hair Metal ArenaThe Mixtape Map

The Mixtape Map

Inside Hair Metal Arena · 📼 2/3

A guided tour of the tape — cluster by cluster.

📼 Arena Anthems

Built for the cheap seats.

Livin' on a Prayer
Bon Jovi
1986
Here I Go Again
Whitesnake
1987
Talk Dirty to Me
Poison
1987
Cherry Pie
Warrant
1990
Home Sweet Home
Mötley Crüe
1985
You Give Love a Bad Name
Bon Jovi
1986
Open the full Hair Metal ArenaThe Mixtape Map

The Mixtape Map

Inside Hair Metal Arena · 📼 3/3

A guided tour of the tape — cluster by cluster.

📼 Sunset Strip

Whisky a Go Go, 1988.

Sweet Child o' Mine
Guns N' Roses
1988
Welcome to the Jungle
Guns N' Roses
1987
Dr. Feelgood
Mötley Crüe
1989
Paradise City
Guns N' Roses
1989
Photograph
Def Leppard
1983
Nothin' but a Good Time
Poison
1988
Open the full Hair Metal ArenaThe Mixtape Map

Time Capsule

Meanwhile, in 1986

What was going on in the world while the music played.

That's What Friends Are For by Dionne Warwick — cover art
#1 of 1986

That's What Friends Are For

Dionne Warwick

At the movies

  • Top Gun
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Aliens

On TV

  • ALF
  • Pee-wee's Playhouse
  • L.A. Law

In the headlines

  • Challenger disaster
  • Chernobyl
  • The Oprah Winfrey Show goes national
Meanwhile…

From the Zine

Rituals of the Arena

Lighters up and spirits high, the Hair Metal experience.

Love Bites by Def Leppard — cover art
On the turntable: “Love Bites” — Def Leppard.

Picture this: the lights dim, and the roar of twenty thousand fans fills your ears, drowning out your heartbeat. As the first notes of a power chord rip through the air, you find yourself hugging a friend, both of you armed with lighters, ready to ignite the night. The ritual begins. You’re drenched in the scent of hairspray and leather, surrounded by fellow headbangers who share your passion for anthems like “Welcome to the Jungle” and “Pour Some Sugar on Me.” It’s more than a concert; it’s a gathering of souls, a celebration of rebellion.

After the show, you head to the local diner, where the neon lights flicker like the memories you’ve just made. Discussions swirl around the latest albums, the best solos, and the hair that could only be achieved with gallons of product. This is your community, where every conversation is punctuated by laughter and shared experiences. In this world, you’re not just a fan; you’re part of a movement, and every “Talk Dirty to Me” singalong binds you closer to your tribe. The rituals of the Hair Metal Arena were not just about the music; they were about belonging, freedom, and the unforgettable moments that rocked your youth.

By The Liner Notes staff.

p. 17

Chart Flashback

1989 by the Numbers

The year-end Hot 100

Look Away by Chicago — cover art

Rewind to the 1989 Billboard Year-End Hot 100 — where “Look Away” by Chicago sat at #1, and Bobby Brown racked up 5 charting hits.

Read the full piece →p. 18

Chart Flashback

1989 by the Numbers · cont.

The 1989 Top 10

Look Away
Chicago
1989
My Prerogative
Bobby Brown
1989
Every Rose Has Its Thorn
Poison
1988
Straight Up
Paula Abdul
1988
Miss You Much
Janet Jackson
1989
Cold Hearted
Paula Abdul
1989
Wind Beneath My Wings
Bette Midler
1988
Girl You Know It's True
Milli Vanilli
1988
Read the full piece →p. 19

From the Memory Wall

Dear Mixtape…

What these songs remind our listeners of — in their own words.

My first tape. Remember the original cover? My parents "loved" that 😬
Anonymous · on Welcome to the Jungle
Power ballad, last dance, the lights down low in the gym. At the time I was certain slow dances were the highest-stakes event in human history. Maybe they were.
Anonymous · on Heaven
Add your own memory →Dear Mixtape

From the Memory Wall

Dear Mixtape… · cont.

What these songs remind our listeners of — in their own words.

almost a month since i buried you mum, i always promised you would go out to this. i hope u boogied ur way back home, where ur 17 and nothing bad has happened yet.
Anonymous · on Dancing Queen
absolute banger
Anonymous · on Thieves
Add your own memory →Dear Mixtape

🕯️ In Memoriam

Artists we lost this week — across the years. Revisit their music, and pay tribute with a memory.

Can't Get It out of My Head by Electric Light Orchestra — cover art

Richard Tandy

1948–2024 · Electric Light Orchestra

Tribute →
If You Could Read My Mind by Gordon Lightfoot — cover art

Gordon Lightfoot

1938–2023

Tribute →
Stand By Me by Mickey Gilley — cover art

Mickey Gilley

1936–2022

Tribute →
Lady Luck by Lloyd Price — cover art

Lloyd Price

1933–2021

Tribute →
In Memoriam

The Back Page

Misheard for 30 Years

Wrapped up like a douche

…is actually “Revved up like a deuce” — Manfred Mann — Blinded by the Light.

Classifieds

  • FREE: Box of cassette singles. You haul. Bring a Walkman to test.
  • WANTED: Someone to finish the friendship bracelet I started in 1994.
  • FOR SALE: 14 Columbia House CDs. Technically still unpaid. Make offer.

Next week: New Wave Nights

The Back Page

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