🕹️ The G33Z3R Arcade
Insert coin.
Test your memory of four decades of music — no sign-up, just bragging rights.
The Never-ending Soundtrack
A choose-your-path nostalgia saga — cross adolescence in the '80s & '90s, build your soundtrack, and survive the mall, the dance, and growing up. Boots a green-screen home computer and morphs through 8-bit, 16-bit and CD-ROM as the years roll. Save & continue.
Name the artist from a blurry album cover. Six tries, new one daily.
One second. One song. One shot. Hear a single second of a classic and name it — 5 guesses, a new clue every miss.
Real music trivia from the whole catalog — pick your era, genre & topic, then play Quick 10, the Daily, or Survival.
Sort 16 songs into 4 hidden groups of 4. Four mistakes allowed — new one daily.
Two hits, same year — which charted higher? Keep the streak alive.
Drag the dial to the year a hit topped the charts. Closer = more points.
Put five of a year's hits in Billboard chart order. ▲▼ then lock it in.
A fact from the liner notes drops — guess which collection it's from.
Name that tune — guess the artist or song one letter at a time.
Unscramble the shuffled letters back into the artist or song.
Concentration with album covers — find all six pairs in the fewest moves.
Find the hidden artists in the grid — across, down, diagonally, backwards.
Name the year, artist, or song — filtered to your decades & genres.
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Collect-and-battle card game — pick a crew of 3 retro-monster Goons and out-fight the G33Z3R DJ. Type beats type, chase 164 cards.
Asteroids-style shooter — blast drifting vinyl & CDs that split when you hit them. Keyboard or touch.
Road-crosser — hop the neon highway through traffic to the turntable bays. Keyboard or touch d-pad.
Neon raycaster FPS — locked in the mall after hours. Blast through to the master tape. Keyboard+mouse or touch.
Climb from #100 to #1 up platforms & ladders while the label exec hurls records. Dodge or jump. Keyboard or touch.
Side-scrolling platformer — run, jump, stomp the suits, grab cassettes, reach the boombox. Keyboard or touch.
Fighting tournament — pick a genre fighter and brawl through the whole roster to become champion. Keyboard or touch.
Snake/centipede — grow a length of tape eating loose reels; don't cross a wall or yourself. Keyboard or touch d-pad.
Missile-command — tap where to detonate and knock out falling jammers before they hit your towers. Mouse or touch.
Tone-memory — watch the pads light, then play the growing run back. Synth audio; works muted. Tap or keys 1–4.
Maze-muncher — eat every groove and dodge the static; chomp a B-side to turn the tables. Keyboard or touch.
Falling-block puzzler — fill whole tracks with neon blocks to clear them; it speeds up. Keyboard or touch.
Run-and-gun — blast through the suits trying to kill rock, grab the Wall of Sound, and take down the big amp. Keyboard or touch.
Top-down crawler — dig deeper into the label's vault for rare pressings; blast wraiths & tape-loops, find the keys, beat the drain. Keyboard or touch.
