The Files G33Z3R Toy Files

The One You Never Got

The toys of the '70s, '80s and '90s — the ones you had, and the ones on the list every year.

Every Gen X kid had two piles: the toys under the tree and the toys in the Sears Wish Book that never made it there. Cabbage Patch riots, the Teddy Ruxpin that stopped talking, the Power Glove that didn't work. Each file has the record — who made it, when, what the craze looked like, whether it's still made — and one question: did you have one? Then tell us about the Christmas you did or didn't.

👕 Wear the memory

The toy files you can still put on: the shirt walls at 80sTees for the subjects in this room.

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Questions

What are the Toy Files?
A directory of the toys of the '70s, '80s and '90s — each with the record (maker, year, the craze, whether it's still made), a vote on whether you had one or only wanted one, and a Memory Wall for the Christmas-morning and birthday stories.
What were the most popular toys of the '80s?
By sales and by riot: Cabbage Patch Kids (1983), Transformers and Masters of the Universe (1984–85), Teddy Ruxpin (1985), the Nintendo Entertainment System (1985–86), Pound Puppies, My Little Pony and Care Bears. Each has a file here with the record.
Where do the facts come from?
Public references, mainly the Wikipedia article for each toy, linked on every file. Prices are only given where they're documented. The stories are ours.
Can I add my own memory?
Yes. Every file has a Memory Wall. No account needed — tell us who gave it to you, what you did with it, or the year you asked and it didn't come.