The Rod Rewind Show

📼 More in the hot seat

• “I had a beeper and no one to page me, so I paged myself from the mall payphone so it'd go off in class.”

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• “I had a Trapper Keeper so organized it had a section for my other Trapper Keepers.”

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• “I faked sick to stay home and watch the all-day video countdown. Every minute.”

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• “I told the whole class I beat the Oregon Trail with nobody dying. Everybody died. I went first, of dysentery.”

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• “I spent my whole allowance on one import single and ate cafeteria ketchup soup for a week. No regrets.”

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• “I wore two pairs of slouch socks per leg to look cool and lost all feeling below the knee. Worth it.”

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• “I pretended dial-up was 'thinking' so my sister wouldn't pick up the phone and murder my download.”

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• “I told my crush I'd 'never heard of' the bubblegum song I had memorized front to back.”

  — The Vault😇 100% forgiven · judge →

• “I faked a stomachache to bolt for the midnight mall madness sale and came home with one single scrunchie.”

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• “I blew into every Nintendo cartridge like a fine wine. No proof it helped. I will never stop.”

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• “I wrote an away message so dramatic that three people called to check if I was okay. I was at dinner.”

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