🎴 G33Z3R GOONS crate
Iknowjack
🃏 164/164 collected✦ 56 special editions★ 10 legendary🏆 6/6 Circuit
✓ 📼 Media — full set✓ 🛒 Mall — full set✓ 🍔 Food Court — full set✓ 🎸 Garage — full set✓ 🕹️ Arcade — full set✓ 🏆 Legend Hunter✓ ✦ Shiny!✓ 🎤 Circuit Champ✓ 👑 Completionist
G33Z3R GOONS
BATTLE JACKET BEAST
LEGENDARY
★★★★
Denim Warlock🎸 Garage
Power
Patch Storm
Nemesis
Laundry Day
9
GRV
8
DEF
9
CRG
8
SPD
🛡️ Armored
Takes 20% less damage.
Every patch adds +1 to questionable life choices.
G33Z3R GOONS
DEMO TAPE DEMON
LEGENDARY
★★★★
Garage Legend🎸 Garage
Power
Unsigned Fury
Nemesis
Label Rejection
9
GRV
7
DEF
9
CRG
9
SPD
🔥 Berserker
+30% damage while below half HP.
Four songs, zero record deals, infinite confidence.
▓ Glitch
G33Z3R GOONS
DIAL-UP DEMON
LEGENDARY
★★★★
Modem Wail Beast📼 Media
Power
Handshake Screech
Nemesis
Pick Up the Phone
9
GRV
8
DEF
9
CRG
9
SPD
🌀 Second Wind
The first KO leaves it at 1 HP instead.
Someone picked up the phone mid-download and ended him.
G33Z3R GOONS
EXTENSION LADDER LICH
LEGENDARY
★★★★
Roofline Horror🎸 Garage
Power
Rung Curse
Nemesis
Wobbly Foot
8
GRV
9
DEF
9
CRG
7
SPD
🌵 Feedback
Reflects 20% of the damage it takes.
Not rated for this many feet. Climb anyway.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
FLUORESCENT TUBE WRAITH
LEGENDARY
★★★★
Shop Light Spirit🎸 Garage
Power
Flicker Curse
Nemesis
Starter Buzz
8
GRV
8
DEF
9
CRG
8
SPD
💚 Regen
Recovers 3 HP at the end of each round.
Flickers, buzzes, never fully turns on.
G33Z3R GOONS
KEYTAR WRAITH
LEGENDARY
★★★★
Synth Solo📼 Media
Power
Preset Riff
Nemesis
Dead 9-Volt
8
GRV
7
DEF
9
CRG
9
SPD
🤢 Contagion
Its hits also Cringe the foe.
One preset. It's the demo song. He's proud of it.
G33Z3R GOONS
MIXTAPE PHANTOM
LEGENDARY
★★★★
Dub Specter📼 Media
Power
Side A/Side B
Nemesis
Snapped Reel
9
GRV
8
DEF
9
CRG
8
SPD
⚡ First Strike
Its first hit each battle deals +60%.
He recorded over your feelings and labeled it 'JAMS'.
G33Z3R GOONS
NAIL GUN NIGHTMARE
LEGENDARY
★★★★
Rapid Fire🎸 Garage
Power
Framing Fury
Nemesis
Air Hose Kink
9
GRV
8
DEF
9
CRG
7
SPD
🎯 Closer
+40% damage against foes below half HP.
Bounce-fires. Union rules say run.
G33Z3R GOONS
QUARTER SLOT SPECTER
LEGENDARY
★★★★
Insert Coin🕹️ Arcade
Power
Continue?
Nemesis
Game Over
9
GRV
8
DEF
8
CRG
8
SPD
🧛 Vampiric
Heals for 25% of the damage it deals.
INSERT COIN. INSERT COIN. INSERT COIN. INSERT—
G33Z3R GOONS
QUARTERBACK QUASAR
LEGENDARY
★★★★
Cabinet Boss🕹️ Arcade
Power
High Score Nova
Nemesis
Power Outage
9
GRV
9
DEF
9
CRG
9
SPD
🎯 Closer
+40% damage against foes below half HP.
Final boss of the back corner. Nobody beat him sober.
◆ Prismatic
G33Z3R GOONS
AIR HOCKEY HEXER
EPIC
★★★★
Tabletop Terror🕹️ Arcade
Power
Puck Ricochet
Nemesis
Missing Paddle
8
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
7
SPD
🌵 Feedback
Reflects 20% of the damage it takes.
The puck never stops. Neither does he.
G33Z3R GOONS
ANSWERING MACHINE ANOMALY
EPIC
★★★★
Message Ghoul📼 Media
Power
One New Message
Nemesis
Tape Full
7
GRV
8
DEF
8
CRG
7
SPD
🌀 Second Wind
The first KO leaves it at 1 HP instead.
Beep. He's not home. He's never home.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
BOOMBOX BANSHEE
EPIC
★★★★
Shoulder Shriek📼 Media
Power
Treble Scream
Nemesis
Dead Batteries
8
GRV
6
DEF
9
CRG
8
SPD
🌵 Feedback
Reflects 20% of the damage it takes.
She hit a note that cleared the food court.
◆ Prismatic
G33Z3R GOONS
BOOMBOX BRUTE
EPIC
★★★★
Shoulder Speaker📼 Media
Power
Bass Drop
Nemesis
Dead Batteries
8
GRV
7
DEF
6
CRG
9
SPD
🔥 Berserker
+30% damage while below half HP.
Ten D-cells and a bad attitude.
G33Z3R GOONS
CHILI DOG CHIMERA
EPIC
★★★★
Snack Stand Beast🍔 Food Court
Power
Chili Slop
Nemesis
Napkin Shortage
8
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
5
SPD
🤢 Contagion
Its hits also Cringe the foe.
Two napkins won't be enough. Nothing will.
G33Z3R GOONS
CINNACLOUD CHERUB
EPIC
★★★★
Scent Spirit🛒 Mall
Power
Sugar Spiral
Nemesis
Empty Tray
7
GRV
5
DEF
9
CRG
7
SPD
🤢 Contagion
Its hits also Cringe the foe.
You can smell him three stores away.
G33Z3R GOONS
CLAW MACHINE CREEP
EPIC
★★★★
Prize Pit Monster🕹️ Arcade
Power
Claw Grab
Nemesis
Loose Grip
7
GRV
7
DEF
9
CRG
7
SPD
⚡ First Strike
Its first hit each battle deals +60%.
So close. Always so close. Insert another dollar.
G33Z3R GOONS
FIGHTING STICK FIEND
EPIC
★★★★
Combo Demon🕹️ Arcade
Power
Dragon Punch
Nemesis
Button Mash
9
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
6
SPD
🔥 Berserker
+30% damage while below half HP.
Down, down-forward, forward, fist. Every time.
G33Z3R GOONS
FREEZER BURN YETI
EPIC
★★★★
Frozen Beast🍔 Food Court
Power
Ice Bite
Nemesis
Thawed Center
8
GRV
8
DEF
7
CRG
4
SPD
🌀 Second Wind
The first KO leaves it at 1 HP instead.
Been in the back of the freezer since the Reagan administration.
G33Z3R GOONS
GAS CAN GREMLIN
EPIC
★★★★
Fume Fiend🎸 Garage
Power
Vapor Belch
Nemesis
Empty Tank
8
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
5
SPD
🌀 Second Wind
The first KO leaves it at 1 HP instead.
Half a gallon of fumes and pure spite.
G33Z3R GOONS
JUKEBOX JUGGERNAUT
EPIC
★★★★
Diner Anthem📼 Media
Power
Bubbler Bassline
Nemesis
Skipped Selection
9
GRV
8
DEF
7
CRG
4
SPD
🗿 Unshakeable
Immune to Cringe.
Four plays for a dollar and he picks all four.
G33Z3R GOONS
KETCHUP PACKET KRAKEN
EPIC
★★★★
Condiment Horror🍔 Food Court
Power
Squeeze Squirt
Nemesis
Empty Packet
8
GRV
7
DEF
8
CRG
8
SPD
🧛 Vampiric
Heals for 25% of the damage it deals.
One stomp and the whole table wore lunch.
G33Z3R GOONS
LASERDISC LEVIATHAN
EPIC
★★★★
Shiny Disc Beast📼 Media
Power
Mirror Skip
Nemesis
Fingerprint Smudge
8
GRV
7
DEF
6
CRG
8
SPD
🗿 Unshakeable
Immune to Cringe.
Too huge to fit on the shelf, too weird to throw away.
G33Z3R GOONS
MANNEQUIN MANIAC
EPIC
★★★★
Window Display Weird🛒 Mall
Power
Plastic Pose
Nemesis
Dressing Room Light
8
GRV
8
DEF
6
CRG
6
SPD
🛡️ Armored
Takes 20% less damage.
He hasn't blinked since back-to-school season.
G33Z3R GOONS
MICROWAVE MAW
EPIC
★★★★
Countertop Horror🍔 Food Court
Power
Radiation Burp
Nemesis
Burnt Popcorn
8
GRV
7
DEF
8
CRG
4
SPD
🧛 Vampiric
Heals for 25% of the damage it deals.
Ding! Your microwave pizza pocket is sentient now, and it's mad.
G33Z3R GOONS
MILK CRATE MINOTAUR
EPIC
★★★★
Record Hauler Beast🎸 Garage
Power
Crate Dig
Nemesis
Warped Vinyl
8
GRV
8
DEF
6
CRG
8
SPD
🛡️ Armored
Takes 20% less damage.
He hauled the whole collection and lost the receipts.
G33Z3R GOONS
MOTION SIM MARAUDER
EPIC
★★★★
Hydraulic Slam🕹️ Arcade
Power
G-Force Lurch
Nemesis
Motion Sick
9
GRV
8
DEF
7
CRG
4
SPD
🗿 Unshakeable
Immune to Cringe.
Bolted to the floor and doing 200 miles an hour.
G33Z3R GOONS
NEON SIGN SPECTER
EPIC
★★★★
Storefront Spook🛒 Mall
Power
Buzzing Flicker
Nemesis
Blown Transformer
7
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
9
SPD
💚 Regen
Recovers 3 HP at the end of each round.
The 'OPEN' sign that was never quite on.
◆ Prismatic
G33Z3R GOONS
PARTY FOAM PHANTOM
EPIC
★★★★
Foam Pit Specter🕹️ Arcade
Power
Suds Surge
Nemesis
Drain Plug
7
GRV
7
DEF
8
CRG
8
SPD
💚 Regen
Recovers 3 HP at the end of each round.
He filled the rink to the ceiling and kept the deposit.
★ Gold Edition
G33Z3R GOONS
PATCH CABLE PYTHON
EPIC
★★★★
Cord Coil Serpent🎸 Garage
Power
Knot Strike
Nemesis
Cable Wrap
8
GRV
7
DEF
7
CRG
7
SPD
🌵 Feedback
Reflects 20% of the damage it takes.
He tangles every dream before soundcheck.
G33Z3R GOONS
PERFUME CLOUD QUEEN
EPIC
★★★★
Kiosk Mist Monster🛒 Mall
Power
Scent Blast
Nemesis
Fresh Air
6
GRV
8
DEF
9
CRG
7
SPD
🤢 Contagion
Its hits also Cringe the foe.
She attacks before you even reach the escalator.
▓ Glitch
G33Z3R GOONS
PHOTO BOOTH PHANTOM
EPIC
★★★★
Flashbulb Freak🛒 Mall
Power
Four Quick Flashes
Nemesis
Curtain Pull
7
GRV
7
DEF
9
CRG
7
SPD
⚡ First Strike
Its first hit each battle deals +60%.
Strip one: smile. Strip four: scream.
G33Z3R GOONS
PINBALL PUKE
EPIC
★★★★
Bumper Blob🕹️ Arcade
Power
Multiball Barf
Nemesis
Tilt Warning
8
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
8
SPD
🎯 Closer
+40% damage against foes below half HP.
He lights up, melts down, and ruins the high score.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
PIXEL POLTERGEIST
EPIC
★★★★
Screen Burn Spook🕹️ Arcade
Power
Glitch Storm
Nemesis
Hard Reset
8
GRV
6
DEF
7
CRG
9
SPD
⚡ First Strike
Its first hit each battle deals +60%.
Burned into the screen since the Reagan administration.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
PROJECTION BULB BANSHEE
EPIC
★★★★
AV Cart Ghost📼 Media
Power
Burnout Flash
Nemesis
Replacement Bulb
8
GRV
5
DEF
9
CRG
6
SPD
🗿 Unshakeable
Immune to Cringe.
Please see the AV kid. The AV kid is gone.
G33Z3R GOONS
RACING CABINET ROADKILL
EPIC
★★★★
Sit-Down Beast🕹️ Arcade
Power
Drift Bite
Nemesis
Broken Pedal
8
GRV
7
DEF
8
CRG
6
SPD
🎯 Closer
+40% damage against foes below half HP.
Insert coin to continue getting hit.
G33Z3R GOONS
SLUSHIE SASQUATCH
EPIC
★★★★
Brain-Freeze Beast🍔 Food Court
Power
Sugar Avalanche
Nemesis
Paper Straw
8
GRV
7
DEF
7
CRG
6
SPD
💚 Regen
Recovers 3 HP at the end of each round.
He leaves blue footprints and bad decisions.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
SODA SLIME
EPIC
★★★★
Food Court Ooze🍔 Food Court
Power
Fizz Burst
Nemesis
Flat Ice
8
GRV
5
DEF
8
CRG
6
SPD
🧛 Vampiric
Heals for 25% of the damage it deals.
He overflowed during the lunch rush and ruined every straw.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
TOWER SPEAKER TITAN
EPIC
★★★★
Stereo Brute📼 Media
Power
Bassquake
Nemesis
Blown Cone
9
GRV
8
DEF
7
CRG
3
SPD
🔥 Berserker
+30% damage while below half HP.
The neighbors already called. Twice.
G33Z3R GOONS
WATERBED WARLOCK
EPIC
★★★★
Furniture Store Mage🛒 Mall
Power
Slosh Spell
Nemesis
Puncture Wound
7
GRV
8
DEF
9
CRG
3
SPD
🛡️ Armored
Takes 20% less damage.
One puncture from a total wipeout.
G33Z3R GOONS
AIR HOCKEY HORROR
RARE
★★★★
Tabletop Terror🕹️ Arcade
Power
Puck Ricochet
Nemesis
Missing Paddle
7
GRV
7
DEF
6
CRG
7
SPD
He only plays defense because he has no friends.
G33Z3R GOONS
BEEPER REX
RARE
★★★★
Pager Tyrant📼 Media
Power
Group Page
Nemesis
Silent Mode
7
GRV
7
DEF
8
CRG
6
SPD
He paged the whole crew to one pay phone.
G33Z3R GOONS
BLACKLIGHT POSTER PHANTOM
RARE
★★★★
UV Glow🕹️ Arcade
Power
Fractal Dazzle
Nemesis
Lights On
6
GRV
5
DEF
9
CRG
8
SPD
Only exists with the lights off. Glows anyway.
G33Z3R GOONS
CABINET MARQUEE MOTH
RARE
★★★★
Light Bug🕹️ Arcade
Power
Attract Mode
Nemesis
Burnt Bulb
5
GRV
5
DEF
8
CRG
8
SPD
Drawn to the attract mode like the rest of us.
G33Z3R GOONS
CAMCORDER CYCLOPS
RARE
★★★★
VHS Recorder📼 Media
Power
Rec Light Stare
Nemesis
Low Light
7
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
5
SPD
Everything you do is on tape now. Please stop.
G33Z3R GOONS
CAR BATTERY BEAST
RARE
★★★★
Cold Crank🎸 Garage
Power
Terminal Zap
Nemesis
Corroded Post
7
GRV
8
DEF
6
CRG
5
SPD
Dead every cold morning you actually need him.
G33Z3R GOONS
CAR PHONE CARCASS
RARE
★★★★
Brick-Phone Relic🛒 Mall
Power
Roaming Charge
Nemesis
No Service
7
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
5
SPD
Roaming charges from beyond the grave.
G33Z3R GOONS
CASSETTE CRUD
RARE
★★★★
Tape Mutant📼 Media
Power
Tape Chew
Nemesis
Pencil Rewind
7
GRV
9
DEF
8
CRG
6
SPD
He ate Side B and burped your favorite song.
G33Z3R GOONS
CD WALLET WYRM
RARE
★★★★
Disc Binder Serpent📼 Media
Power
Scratch Stack
Nemesis
Broken Zipper
7
GRV
6
DEF
7
CRG
6
SPD
Two hundred discs, zero cases, all scratched.
◆ Prismatic
G33Z3R GOONS
CHANGE MACHINE CHOMPER
RARE
★★★★
Bill Reject🕹️ Arcade
Power
Token Flood
Nemesis
Out of Order
6
GRV
7
DEF
7
CRG
6
SPD
Out of order since the first Bush administration.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
CLOCK RADIO CREEPER
RARE
★★★★
Nightstand Ghoul📼 Media
Power
Alarm Shriek
Nemesis
Snooze Button
7
GRV
6
DEF
7
CRG
6
SPD
It is 12:00. It has always been 12:00.
G33Z3R GOONS
COAX CABLE COBRA
RARE
★★★★
Signal Serpent📼 Media
Power
Channel Bite
Nemesis
Loose Thread
7
GRV
6
DEF
7
CRG
7
SPD
Cable-ready and looking for a neck.
G33Z3R GOONS
COLOGNE CLOUD CRAWLER
RARE
★★★★
Sample Strip Stalker🛒 Mall
Power
Spritz Ambush
Nemesis
Open Window
6
GRV
7
DEF
9
CRG
5
SPD
Two squirts and you smelled like the whole mall.
G33Z3R GOONS
COOLER LID CRYPTID
RARE
★★★★
Picnic Beast🎸 Garage
Power
Snap Shut
Nemesis
Missing Drain Plug
7
GRV
7
DEF
6
CRG
6
SPD
Something melted in here in 1994. It lived.
G33Z3R GOONS
COTTON CANDY CREEP
RARE
★★★★
Sugar Cloud🍔 Food Court
Power
Sticky Hug
Nemesis
Rain Cloud
5
GRV
5
DEF
8
CRG
8
SPD
Looks sweet. Sticks to everything. Never leaves.
G33Z3R GOONS
CRT BURN-IN BOGLE
RARE
★★★★
Screen Phantom🕹️ Arcade
Power
Ghost Image
Nemesis
Hard Reset
7
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
5
SPD
His face is stuck on your screen forever now.
G33Z3R GOONS
DANCE PAD DEMON
RARE
★★★★
Combo Step🕹️ Arcade
Power
Arrow Barrage
Nemesis
Missed Beat
6
GRV
5
DEF
8
CRG
8
SPD
You missed the arrow. The whole arcade heard the buzzer.
◆ Prismatic
G33Z3R GOONS
DEPARTMENT STORE DUMMY
RARE
★★★★
Clearance Creep🛒 Mall
Power
Price Slash
Nemesis
Final Sale
6
GRV
7
DEF
8
CRG
5
SPD
Everything must go. Including you.
G33Z3R GOONS
DEVILED EGG DEMON
RARE
★★★★
Paprika Curse🍔 Food Court
Power
Sulfur Cloud
Nemesis
Left Out Too Long
7
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
5
SPD
Showed up to the potluck. Cleared the room.
G33Z3R GOONS
DIRECTORY DEMON
RARE
★★★★
Map Board Monster🛒 Mall
Power
You Are Here
Nemesis
Wrong Exit
6
GRV
8
DEF
7
CRG
6
SPD
He knows where everything is and points you wrong.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
DOT-MATRIX DEMON
RARE
★★★★
Tractor-Feed Terror📼 Media
Power
Perforated Scream
Nemesis
Ribbon Ran Dry
7
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
6
SPD
Printing your book report. It is now Tuesday.
G33Z3R GOONS
DRUM THRONE TROLL
RARE
★★★★
Basement Beat Beast🎸 Garage
Power
Snare Snap
Nemesis
Broken Stick
7
GRV
7
DEF
6
CRG
6
SPD
He keeps time badly, but with confidence.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
DUCT TAPE DRIFTER
RARE
★★★★
Fix-It Spirit🎸 Garage
Power
Silver Wrap
Nemesis
Peeling Edge
6
GRV
7
DEF
7
CRG
6
SPD
Fixed himself. Wrong. Repeatedly.
G33Z3R GOONS
EARRING TREE ENT
RARE
★★★★
Accessory Beast🛒 Mall
Power
Piercing Spark
Nemesis
Tangled Display
7
GRV
6
DEF
7
CRG
6
SPD
Spins slowly. Judges silently.
G33Z3R GOONS
EIGHT-TRACK OGRE
RARE
★★★★
Tape Loop Ogre📼 Media
Power
Track Change Ka-Chunk
Nemesis
Tangled Ribbon
7
GRV
7
DEF
6
CRG
6
SPD
Changes tracks mid-word. Ka-CHUNK. On purpose.
G33Z3R GOONS
FITTING ROOM PHANTOM
RARE
★★★★
Curtain Call🛒 Mall
Power
Three-Item Limit
Nemesis
Bad Lighting
6
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
6
SPD
Three items max. The lighting hates you. He arranged that.
G33Z3R GOONS
FROYO FIEND
RARE
★★★★
Swirl Storm🍔 Food Court
Power
Brain Freeze
Nemesis
Melt Down
6
GRV
5
DEF
8
CRG
7
SPD
You did the toppings by weight. That'll be eleven dollars.
G33Z3R GOONS
GARAGE SALE GARGOYLE
RARE
★★★★
Driveway Relic🎸 Garage
Power
Bargain Bite
Nemesis
Price Sticker
6
GRV
8
DEF
8
CRG
4
SPD
He was marked 'works great' and absolutely did not.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
GELATIN MOLD MONSTER
RARE
★★★★
Jiggle Slam🍔 Food Court
Power
Suspended Fruit
Nemesis
Warm Room
7
GRV
7
DEF
6
CRG
6
SPD
There are carrots in here. Nobody knows why.
G33Z3R GOONS
GUM GOBLIN
RARE
★★★★
Mall Carpet Creep🛒 Mall
Power
Sticky Swipe
Nemesis
Mint Spray
6
GRV
7
DEF
9
CRG
4
SPD
He stuck to the mall carpet and never left.
▓ Glitch
G33Z3R GOONS
GUMBALL MACHINE GOLEM
RARE
★★★★
Jawbreaker Barrage🛒 Mall
Power
Quarter Turn
Nemesis
Jammed Chute
7
GRV
7
DEF
6
CRG
6
SPD
A whole quarter for the flavorless white one. Always.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
HOOPS CABINET HULK
RARE
★★★★
Buzzer Beater🕹️ Arcade
Power
Rim Rattle
Nemesis
Air Ball
7
GRV
6
DEF
7
CRG
6
SPD
Buzzer beater every time. The rim is a little too small.
G33Z3R GOONS
JUMPER CABLES SERPENT
RARE
★★★★
Spark Bite🎸 Garage
Power
Cross-Clamp
Nemesis
Dead Battery
7
GRV
6
DEF
7
CRG
6
SPD
Red to red, black to a grudge. Stand back.
G33Z3R GOONS
LAWN MOWER LEVIATHAN
RARE
★★★★
Blade Whirl🎸 Garage
Power
Grass Geyser
Nemesis
Pull-Cord Stall
8
GRV
7
DEF
7
CRG
4
SPD
Started on the fourteenth pull. Out of pure spite.
G33Z3R GOONS
LEAF BLOWER BOGEY
RARE
★★★★
Gale Force🎸 Garage
Power
Debris Cyclone
Nemesis
Empty Gas
6
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
7
SPD
Moves the leaves to your neighbor's yard. That's the point.
G33Z3R GOONS
LIGHT GUN GHOUL
RARE
★★★★
Point Blank🕹️ Arcade
Power
Reload Shake
Nemesis
Off-Screen
8
GRV
5
DEF
8
CRG
6
SPD
Shake to reload. He's always out of ammo.
G33Z3R GOONS
LOST KID KIOSK IMP
RARE
★★★★
Help Desk Haunt🛒 Mall
Power
Paging Mom
Nemesis
Security Desk
6
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
6
SPD
Attention shoppers: he can't find his mom either.
G33Z3R GOONS
MALL MAP MARAUDER
RARE
★★★★
You Are Here🛒 Mall
Power
Directory Daze
Nemesis
Kiosk Glass
7
GRV
6
DEF
7
CRG
6
SPD
You are here. He is also here. You are not leaving.
G33Z3R GOONS
MALL SANTA SPECTER
RARE
★★★★
Naughty List🛒 Mall
Power
Ho-Ho-Horror
Nemesis
Lunch Break
7
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
5
SPD
Yes, he saw what you did. No, the beard isn't real.
G33Z3R GOONS
MASSAGE CHAIR MONSTER
RARE
★★★★
Deep Knead🛒 Mall
Power
Rolling Grip
Nemesis
Quarter Ran Out
7
GRV
8
DEF
6
CRG
5
SPD
Feed him a quarter or he kneads you dry for free.
G33Z3R GOONS
MIC STAND MANTIS
RARE
★★★★
Stage Bug🎸 Garage
Power
Feedback Whip
Nemesis
Cut the Mic
6
GRV
6
DEF
7
CRG
8
SPD
Testing, testing. He never stopped testing.
G33Z3R GOONS
MILK CARTON MISSINGNO
RARE
★★★★
Cafeteria Cryptid🍔 Food Court
Power
Sour Splash
Nemesis
Expiration Date
6
GRV
5
DEF
8
CRG
7
SPD
Have you seen this song? Last heard on Side B.
G33Z3R GOONS
MOLDY MULLET
RARE
★★★★
Basement Band Beast🎸 Garage
Power
Spore Chord
Nemesis
Shampoo Shower
9
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
7
SPD
He grew behind the amp and learned every power ballad.
◆ Prismatic
G33Z3R GOONS
NACHO NIGHTMARE
RARE
★★★★
Cheese Crawler🍔 Food Court
Power
Cheese Pump
Nemesis
Cold Congeal
7
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
5
SPD
That cheese was never real and you knew it.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
PAYPHONE POLTERGEIST
RARE
★★★★
Coin-Call Ghost📼 Media
Power
Collect Call
Nemesis
Busy Signal
7
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
5
SPD
Deposit 25 cents to hear him scream.
G33Z3R GOONS
PEGBOARD PHANTOM
RARE
★★★★
Tool Wall Ghost🎸 Garage
Power
Hook Drop
Nemesis
Stud Finder
6
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
6
SPD
Every tool outline. No tools. Just the shapes.
G33Z3R GOONS
PIZZA POCKET HORROR
RARE
★★★★
Lava Filling🍔 Food Court
Power
Molten Ooze
Nemesis
Cold Center
7
GRV
6
DEF
7
CRG
6
SPD
The outside is frozen. The inside is the surface of the sun.
G33Z3R GOONS
PIZZA SLICE CYCLOPS
RARE
★★★★
Cheese Beast🍔 Food Court
Power
Grease Slide
Nemesis
Napkin Stack
7
GRV
5
DEF
8
CRG
6
SPD
One eye. Eight toppings. Zero shame.
▓ Glitch
G33Z3R GOONS
PRIZE COUNTER PUNK
RARE
★★★★
Ticket Beast🕹️ Arcade
Power
Cheap Toy Toss
Nemesis
Empty Claw
6
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
7
SPD
He costs 900 tickets and breaks in the car.
G33Z3R GOONS
RABBIT-EARS REVENANT
RARE
★★★★
Antenna Apparition📼 Media
Power
Signal Scramble
Nemesis
Coat Hanger Fix
7
GRV
7
DEF
6
CRG
6
SPD
Adjust him a quarter-inch left. There. No — back. Perfect. Ruined.
G33Z3R GOONS
RECEIPT WRAITH
RARE
★★★★
Register Phantom🛒 Mall
Power
Paper Cut Curse
Nemesis
Price Check
6
GRV
7
DEF
8
CRG
6
SPD
He knows what you spent at the mall in 1992.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
REMOTE CONTROL ROACH
RARE
★★★★
Button Bug📼 Media
Power
Channel Surf
Nemesis
Dead Batteries
6
GRV
7
DEF
8
CRG
6
SPD
He hid under the couch with all the lost buttons.
◆ Prismatic
G33Z3R GOONS
REVOLVING DOOR WRAITH
RARE
★★★★
Spin Trap🛒 Mall
Power
Endless Loop
Nemesis
Emergency Stop
6
GRV
7
DEF
7
CRG
6
SPD
In you go. And around. And around. And—
G33Z3R GOONS
ROLLER RASH
RARE
★★★★
Rink Gremlin🕹️ Arcade
Power
Skate Slime
Nemesis
Floor Wax
7
GRV
6
DEF
9
CRG
8
SPD
He left a glitter trail from the rink to the snack bar.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
SATELLITE DISH BEHEMOTH
RARE
★★★★
Signal Lock📼 Media
Power
Big-Dish Boom
Nemesis
Wind Gust
8
GRV
8
DEF
6
CRG
4
SPD
Gets 200 channels of nothing and watches all of them.
G33Z3R GOONS
SLUDGE TUB SLOB
RARE
★★★★
Cheese Vat Brute🍔 Food Court
Power
Nacho Wave
Nemesis
Lid Snap
7
GRV
8
DEF
7
CRG
6
SPD
The cheese was never refrigerated and neither was he.
★ Gold Edition
G33Z3R GOONS
SNOW SHOVEL SHADE
RARE
★★★★
Winter Haunt🎸 Garage
Power
Driveway Drag
Nemesis
Cracked Handle
7
GRV
6
DEF
7
CRG
6
SPD
Waiting at the end of the driveway. In July.
G33Z3R GOONS
SOCKET SET IMP
RARE
★★★★
Tool Goblin🎸 Garage
Power
Ratchet Rattle
Nemesis
Missing 10mm
7
GRV
5
DEF
8
CRG
6
SPD
Always missing the 10mm. He's holding it hostage.
G33Z3R GOONS
SUNGLASS KIOSK CYCLOPS
RARE
★★★★
Shades Beast🛒 Mall
Power
Mirror Glare
Nemesis
Scratched Lens
6
GRV
6
DEF
7
CRG
7
SPD
Buys them in pairs. Only needs the one lens.
G33Z3R GOONS
TACO SHELL TROLL
RARE
★★★★
Crunch Creature🍔 Food Court
Power
Shell Crunch
Nemesis
Soft Shell
7
GRV
8
DEF
7
CRG
6
SPD
He cracked under pressure. Loudly.
▓ Glitch
G33Z3R GOONS
TAPE-WALKER WISP
RARE
★★★★
Belt Clip Spirit📼 Media
Power
Auto-Reverse
Nemesis
Tape Tangle
6
GRV
5
DEF
8
CRG
8
SPD
Auto-reverse means he never, ever stops.
G33Z3R GOONS
TATER TOT TOTEM
RARE
★★★★
Potato Spirit🍔 Food Court
Power
Tot Stack
Nemesis
Soggy Bottom
7
GRV
7
DEF
6
CRG
6
SPD
Stacked, crispy, and structurally unsound.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
TICKET COUNTER TROLL
RARE
★★★★
Redemption Brute🕹️ Arcade
Power
Cheap Toy Toss
Nemesis
Empty Claw
6
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
6
SPD
That's 4,000 tickets for the plastic spider ring.
G33Z3R GOONS
TIRE STACK TITAN
RARE
★★★★
Tread Roll🎸 Garage
Power
Stack Topple
Nemesis
Slow Leak
8
GRV
8
DEF
6
CRG
4
SPD
Been behind the garage so long it grew a raccoon.
G33Z3R GOONS
TOKEN BOOTH TROLL
RARE
★★★★
Coin Cage Creep🕹️ Arcade
Power
Change Slam
Nemesis
Closed Window
7
GRV
8
DEF
6
CRG
5
SPD
No bills over twenty. No exceptions. No mercy.
G33Z3R GOONS
TRACKBALL TROLLOPOD
RARE
★★★★
Roller Beast🕹️ Arcade
Power
Spin Dash
Nemesis
Sticky Palm
7
GRV
6
DEF
7
CRG
6
SPD
Spin him fast enough and he bites.
G33Z3R GOONS
TURNTABLE TERROR
RARE
★★★★
Spin Cycle📼 Media
Power
Needle Drop
Nemesis
Warped Record
6
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
7
SPD
You bumped the table. He remembers. He skips forever.
G33Z3R GOONS
TV DINNER GHOUL
RARE
★★★★
Microwave Mutant🍔 Food Court
Power
Lava Gravy
Nemesis
Cold Center
7
GRV
6
DEF
8
CRG
5
SPD
Still frozen in the middle. Emotionally, too.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
TV DINNER TERROR
RARE
★★★★
Foil Tray Fiend🍔 Food Court
Power
Salisbury Slam
Nemesis
Peas Touching
7
GRV
7
DEF
8
CRG
4
SPD
Four compartments, one of them is screaming.
G33Z3R GOONS
VCR GOBBLER
RARE
★★★★
Tape Deck Troll📼 Media
Power
Tracking Chomp
Nemesis
Head Cleaner
7
GRV
8
DEF
7
CRG
5
SPD
He eats rentals and blames the rewind fee.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
VENDING MACHINE VAMPIRE
RARE
★★★★
Exact Change🛒 Mall
Power
Coil Snatch
Nemesis
Stuck Snack
7
GRV
7
DEF
7
CRG
5
SPD
Row B4. So close. He keeps the bag and your dollar.
G33Z3R GOONS
AMP FUZZ FIEND
COMMON
★★★★
Feedback Freak🎸 Garage
Power
Feedback Squeal
Nemesis
Pulled Plug
6
GRV
4
DEF
5
CRG
6
SPD
One chord, held forever, against everyone's wishes.
◆ Prismatic
G33Z3R GOONS
ARCADE TOKEN TOAD
COMMON
★★★★
Coin Slot Creature🕹️ Arcade
Power
Token Flick
Nemesis
Free Play
5
GRV
5
DEF
6
CRG
6
SPD
He swallowed your last quarter and smiled.
▓ Glitch
G33Z3R GOONS
BINDER BEAST
COMMON
★★★★
Trapper Keeper Terror🛒 Mall
Power
Hook-Loop Riiip
Nemesis
Three-Hole Punch
5
GRV
7
DEF
6
CRG
5
SPD
Snapped shut on three subjects and a grudge.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
BUTTON MASH BEETLE
COMMON
★★★★
Control Bug🕹️ Arcade
Power
Rapid Tap
Nemesis
Sticky Button
5
GRV
6
DEF
6
CRG
7
SPD
He doesn't know the combo. Doesn't need it.
G33Z3R GOONS
CABLE VIDEO CREEP
COMMON
★★★★
Scrambled Channel Sneak📼 Media
Power
Pay-Per-Glimpse
Nemesis
Descrambler
5
GRV
6
DEF
7
CRG
4
SPD
He lived on the channel you weren't supposed to get.
◆ Prismatic
G33Z3R GOONS
CARPET SPARK
COMMON
★★★★
Static Shuffle Sprite🕹️ Arcade
Power
Sock Zap
Nemesis
Rubber Soles
4
GRV
5
DEF
8
CRG
7
SPD
He was born from every sock-foot sprint across the basement.
◆ Prismatic
G33Z3R GOONS
CD SKIP SPRITE
COMMON
★★★★
Disc Gremlin📼 Media
Power
Skip Loop
Nemesis
Disc Cleaner
6
GRV
4
DEF
6
CRG
7
SPD
Track four forever. Track four forever. Track f—
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
CHANNEL 3 CREEP
COMMON
★★★★
Static Screen Pest📼 Media
Power
Snowstorm Blink
Nemesis
Remote Smack
5
GRV
7
DEF
6
CRG
4
SPD
He lived between the stations and never paid cable.
G33Z3R GOONS
CHICKEN NUGGET GOLEM
COMMON
★★★★
Lunch Tray Lump🍔 Food Court
Power
Nugget Pummel
Nemesis
Dipping Sauce
6
GRV
6
DEF
5
CRG
4
SPD
Some are shaped like states. He's shaped like regret.
G33Z3R GOONS
CHURRO CHOMPER
COMMON
★★★★
Cinnamon Chomp🍔 Food Court
Power
Sugar Rush
Nemesis
Stale Snap
5
GRV
5
DEF
6
CRG
6
SPD
Cinnamon, sugar, and a grudge you can hold in one hand.
G33Z3R GOONS
CLEARANCE RACK RAT
COMMON
★★★★
Sale Bin Scrambler🛒 Mall
Power
Hanger Snag
Nemesis
Full Price
5
GRV
6
DEF
7
CRG
5
SPD
Everything must go. He never did.
▓ Glitch
G33Z3R GOONS
COIN PUSHER CREEP
COMMON
★★★★
Avalanche Push🕹️ Arcade
Power
Ledge Teeter
Nemesis
No Drop
5
GRV
7
DEF
6
CRG
4
SPD
One more quarter and the pile drops. It never drops.
G33Z3R GOONS
CORDLESS PHONE CREEPER
COMMON
★★★★
Base Station Beast📼 Media
Power
Static Cling
Nemesis
Out of Range
5
GRV
5
DEF
6
CRG
6
SPD
Walked to the backyard, lost the signal, kept the grudge.
G33Z3R GOONS
CORN DOG CRYPTID
COMMON
★★★★
Stick Snack Stalker🍔 Food Court
Power
Batter Bash
Nemesis
Mustard Spill
5
GRV
6
DEF
5
CRG
5
SPD
He waited under the warmer since 1989.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
ELEVATOR BUTTON IMP
COMMON
★★★★
Lobby Pest🛒 Mall
Power
Floor Mash
Nemesis
Door Hold
5
GRV
4
DEF
6
CRG
8
SPD
Pushed every floor. Rides forever.
G33Z3R GOONS
ESCALATOR IMP
COMMON
★★★★
Step Gremlin🛒 Mall
Power
Shoelace Snag
Nemesis
Out of Order
4
GRV
5
DEF
6
CRG
7
SPD
He lives in the comb plate. Mind the gap.
◆ Prismatic
G33Z3R GOONS
FEEDBACK FRED
COMMON
★★★★
Amp Squeal Gremlin🎸 Garage
Power
Ear Ring
Nemesis
Ground Wire
6
GRV
4
DEF
6
CRG
7
SPD
He arrives before the first chord and never leaves.
◆ Prismatic
G33Z3R GOONS
FLIP PHONE FIEND
COMMON
★★★★
Clamshell Creep📼 Media
Power
Snap Shut
Nemesis
Antenna Snap
6
GRV
5
DEF
6
CRG
5
SPD
He hung up on you by folding in half.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
FLOPPY DISK FIEND
COMMON
★★★★
Save Icon Slime📼 Media
Power
Disk Error
Nemesis
Write-Protect Tab
5
GRV
6
DEF
6
CRG
4
SPD
1.2 megabytes of pure screaming.
◆ Prismatic
G33Z3R GOONS
FOOSBALL FIEND
COMMON
★★★★
Rod Spin🕹️ Arcade
Power
Bank Shot
Nemesis
Pinned Ball
6
GRV
6
DEF
6
CRG
6
SPD
Spinning the rods is illegal. He does it anyway.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
FOUNTAIN BURP
COMMON
★★★★
Soda Nozzle Gremlin🍔 Food Court
Power
Syrup Spray
Nemesis
Out of CO2
5
GRV
4
DEF
7
CRG
6
SPD
Every flavor at once. None of them right.
★ Gold Edition
G33Z3R GOONS
FOUNTAIN COIN FIEND
COMMON
★★★★
Wish Well Goblin🛒 Mall
Power
Make a Wish
Nemesis
Mall Cop Skim
5
GRV
6
DEF
6
CRG
5
SPD
Every penny was a wish. He kept them all.
G33Z3R GOONS
FRUIT ROLL-UP WRAITH
COMMON
★★★★
Tongue Tattoo🍔 Food Court
Power
Sticky Wrap
Nemesis
Peeled Off
4
GRV
5
DEF
7
CRG
8
SPD
Peels off the plastic wrong every single time.
G33Z3R GOONS
FUNNEL CAKE FIEND
COMMON
★★★★
Powdered Pounce🍔 Food Court
Power
Grease Splatter
Nemesis
Soggy Middle
5
GRV
6
DEF
6
CRG
5
SPD
Powdered sugar in your lungs, on your shirt, in your soul.
G33Z3R GOONS
GIFT WRAP GOBLIN
COMMON
★★★★
Holiday Menace🛒 Mall
Power
Ribbon Snare
Nemesis
Paper Cut
5
GRV
5
DEF
6
CRG
7
SPD
Corners so sharp they draw blood. And tape.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
INSTANT CAM CREEP
COMMON
★★★★
Snapshot Stalker🛒 Mall
Power
Shake It
Nemesis
Overexposed
5
GRV
6
DEF
6
CRG
6
SPD
He developed slowly and showed up anyway.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
JOYSTICK JERK
COMMON
★★★★
Cabinet Creep🕹️ Arcade
Power
Button Mash
Nemesis
Out of Quarters
5
GRV
5
DEF
6
CRG
6
SPD
He ate your last quarter and your high score.
G33Z3R GOONS
JUICE BOX JINX
COMMON
★★★★
Straw Stab🍔 Food Court
Power
Squeeze Squirt
Nemesis
Empty Slurp
5
GRV
5
DEF
6
CRG
6
SPD
Squeeze him wrong and everyone in the back seat wears it.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
KIDDIE RIDE CRYPTID
COMMON
★★★★
Bouncy Gallop🛒 Mall
Power
Coin Buck
Nemesis
Ride Over
5
GRV
6
DEF
6
CRG
5
SPD
One more ride, Mom. One more. ONE MORE.
G33Z3R GOONS
LAVA LAMP LURKER
COMMON
★★★★
Basement Blob🎸 Garage
Power
Wax Bloop
Nemesis
Cold Outlet
5
GRV
6
DEF
7
CRG
4
SPD
He's been warming up since 1974. Almost ready.
◆ Prismatic
G33Z3R GOONS
LOST SHOE LOUIE
COMMON
★★★★
Department Store Lurker🛒 Mall
Power
Sock Stink
Nemesis
Fresh Laces
4
GRV
6
DEF
7
CRG
5
SPD
He came from the clearance rack and limped into legend.
▓ Glitch
G33Z3R GOONS
MEATLOAF MONSTER
COMMON
★★★★
Ketchup Glaze🍔 Food Court
Power
Slab Slam
Nemesis
Dry Slice
6
GRV
7
DEF
5
CRG
3
SPD
Again? Meatloaf again?
G33Z3R GOONS
OIL FILTER OGRE
COMMON
★★★★
Engine Beast🎸 Garage
Power
Grease Grip
Nemesis
Wrong Thread
6
GRV
7
DEF
5
CRG
3
SPD
Changed every 3,000 miles of your nightmares.
G33Z3R GOONS
ONION RING OGRE
COMMON
★★★★
Fry Basket Beast🍔 Food Court
Power
Grease Sling
Nemesis
Paper Towel
6
GRV
5
DEF
6
CRG
5
SPD
Layers and layers and layers of regret.
◆ Prismatic
G33Z3R GOONS
PAGER PANIC PIXIE
COMMON
★★★★
Belt Clip Pest📼 Media
Power
Buzz Buzz
Nemesis
Low Battery
4
GRV
4
DEF
7
CRG
9
SPD
911. 143. 07734. He's saying something, and it's rude.
G33Z3R GOONS
PAGER PEST
COMMON
★★★★
Beeper Bug📼 Media
Power
Buzz Panic
Nemesis
Low Signal
4
GRV
5
DEF
7
CRG
6
SPD
He went off during class and ruined everyone's alibi.
G33Z3R GOONS
PAINT CAN POLTERGEIST
COMMON
★★★★
Drip Coat🎸 Garage
Power
Lid Pop
Nemesis
Skinned Over
5
GRV
6
DEF
6
CRG
6
SPD
Skinned over in 1991 and never forgave you.
G33Z3R GOONS
POCKET PET PEST
COMMON
★★★★
Handheld Hatchling🕹️ Arcade
Power
Needy Beep
Nemesis
Reset Button
4
GRV
5
DEF
8
CRG
5
SPD
He beeped for food at 3am and died of neglect. Twice.
G33Z3R GOONS
PRETZEL KNOT NASTY
COMMON
★★★★
Salt Snarl🍔 Food Court
Power
Salt Shower
Nemesis
Mustard Dip
5
GRV
6
DEF
5
CRG
4
SPD
Twisted, oversalted, and weirdly proud of it.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
PRIZE CLAW LARVA
COMMON
★★★★
Plush Parasite🕹️ Arcade
Power
Weak Grab
Nemesis
Drop Zone
5
GRV
4
DEF
6
CRG
7
SPD
So close. Always so close. Never yours.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
RAKE HANDLE RAPTOR
COMMON
★★★★
Yard Tool Menace🎸 Garage
Power
Face Smack
Nemesis
Bent Tines
5
GRV
5
DEF
6
CRG
8
SPD
Step on him and he steps back.
G33Z3R GOONS
SHOP VAC SHAMBLER
COMMON
★★★★
Suction Slam🎸 Garage
Power
Debris Spray
Nemesis
Full Tank
6
GRV
7
DEF
5
CRG
4
SPD
Sucks up the nail, the screw, and your one contact lens.
G33Z3R GOONS
SKEEBALL SLUG
COMMON
★★★★
Alley Blob🕹️ Arcade
Power
Hundred Pointer
Nemesis
Gutter Roll
5
GRV
7
DEF
5
CRG
5
SPD
He oozed up the ramp and into the 100 hole.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
SKYLIGHT PIGEON POLTERGEIST
COMMON
★★★★
Rafter Dive🛒 Mall
Power
Food Court Swoop
Nemesis
Shooed Away
5
GRV
6
DEF
6
CRG
7
SPD
Lives in the rafters. Owns the food court. Fears nothing.
G33Z3R GOONS
SPEAKER WIRE SPIDER
COMMON
★★★★
Cable Crawler📼 Media
Power
Copper Bite
Nemesis
Bad Connection
5
GRV
5
DEF
6
CRG
8
SPD
Red to red, black to bites.
G33Z3R GOONS
STROLLER JAM GREMLIN
COMMON
★★★★
Aisle Blocker🛒 Mall
Power
Wheel Lock
Nemesis
Wide Turn
5
GRV
7
DEF
5
CRG
3
SPD
Blocking the whole aisle. On purpose.
G33Z3R GOONS
TOASTER PASTRY POLTERGEIST
COMMON
★★★★
Toaster Launch🍔 Food Court
Power
Frosting Fling
Nemesis
Crumb Trail
5
GRV
6
DEF
7
CRG
6
SPD
Ejected at Mach 2, still frozen in the middle.
✦ Holo
G33Z3R GOONS
TOOLBOX TROLL
COMMON
★★★★
Drawer Slam🎸 Garage
Power
Wrench Wallop
Nemesis
Rust Lock
6
GRV
7
DEF
5
CRG
4
SPD
The 10mm socket is in here somewhere. It is not. It never is.
G33Z3R GOONS
VCR CLOCK GOBLIN
COMMON
★★★★
Blinking Gremlin📼 Media
Power
12:00 Curse
Nemesis
Manual Setup
5
GRV
6
DEF
7
CRG
4
SPD
You never learned to set him. He knows.
G33Z3R GOONS
VHS WRAITH
COMMON
★★★★
Tracking Ghost📼 Media
Power
Be Kind Rewind
Nemesis
Head Cleaner
5
GRV
6
DEF
5
CRG
4
SPD
Please adjust your tracking. He hates that.
★ Gold Edition
G33Z3R GOONS
WEED WHACKER WRAITH
COMMON
★★★★
String Trim🎸 Garage
Power
Whip Lash
Nemesis
Line Snap
5
GRV
6
DEF
6
CRG
7
SPD
Feeds out ten feet of line and snaps it in one swing.
G33Z3R GOONS
WET FLOOR WRAITH
COMMON
★★★★
Slip Hazard🛒 Mall
Power
Banana Peel
Nemesis
Mop Bucket
5
GRV
5
DEF
6
CRG
7
SPD
The cone was a warning. You were the punchline.
G33Z3R GOONS
WHAC-A-MOLE WRAITH
COMMON
★★★★
Pop-Up Pummel🕹️ Arcade
Power
Mallet Miss
Nemesis
Foam Hammer
6
GRV
6
DEF
6
CRG
5
SPD
Hit him and two more pop up madder.
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